A New Low
I’ve had such a hectic week. That combined with Whole30 is CALAMITY. I ended up not eating for 8 and a half hours yesterday because I had so much running around to do, and I didn’t have any groceries left so by the time I was at the store I was like “PICKLES AND ALMOND BUTTER AND PLANTAINS!” *pushes children*
It actually all happened in slow motion. I was drooling over my groceries about to leave and one of the staff members was dragging a skid of pop into the store and accidentally tipped the whole thing and pop went flying everywhere and blocked the entrance. I don’t even drink pop and I had to wait there (while eating olives) and watch this teenage shitshow look around waiting for someone to tell him what to do.
Uhmmmmm soooooo I went out the emergency exit and 2 other people followed me so YOU CAN’T ARREST ME, I’M A NATURAL BORN LEADER. I got home and made the salad so fast and still managed to take a photo, threw the fork on the ground and started eating it with my hands.
This is the new low: My roommate walked into the room and saw me, and I made a cute little “embarrassed” face and he shrugged and walked away. He came back a few minutes later to tell me that was completely habitual behaviour so I could stop pretending to be ashamed. I still didn’t grab the fork.
Note: You can tell it was frantic because it looks like a raccoon peeled the egg.
The New Low Salad
4 cups spinach and arugula mix
1 handful of broccoli sprouts
4 olives stuffed with garlic
1 small chunk of salmon fried in coconut oil and sea salt
5 pieces of shrimp fried in olive oil and minced garlic
1 boiled egg
1/2 cup green onion, chopped
2 tbsp olive oil for dressing